For all those folks whose minds have been eroded by facebook and text-speak, here's some simple blogging in the style of poorly-formed-haiku... (incorrect syllable countage/no references to nature)...
Putting on my gho
tightly pulling belt until I suffer
holding seams with pinches
Singing with my work-mates
Laughing like a goon
we scream when we find the chorus.
Dripping tap. Grrr... (This is my favourite)
Speaking very slowly
caaaannnn yyyoooouuuu uuunnndeerstaaand meeeeee
time itself goes slow